I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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