i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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