he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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