I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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