why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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