i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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