i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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