Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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