Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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