ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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