we're blogging at a bar
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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