did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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