let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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