Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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