Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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