So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i think my tv is drunk
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
so much tequila, so little girl.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I'm both gender and math confused
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