She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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