Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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