Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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