I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Sext me about skeletons
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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