It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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