question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
But we have bathrooms and they dont
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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