Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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