I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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