I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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