help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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