she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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