i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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