she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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