We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
They took my balls.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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