Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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