Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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