That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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