Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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