You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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