Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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