Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Randomize
