WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
My life is pants optional.
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