If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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