im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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