there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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