Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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