i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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