If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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