she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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