he puts the penis in happiness.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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