she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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