No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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