shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
the raccoons are back...
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