fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
