I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
