well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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